Dear Little Kids who might get this as a Gift: Please Shin Kick and Bite the person as hard as you can, Thank you.
wow this makes me want to be christian even less.
Dear Children: You have my express permission to kick the shins of anyone who gives you this as a gift.
Kick the shins, and then beat them over the head with the book. Maybe you’ll knock some sense into them or some stupid out of them.